CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THESE “MAGCON BOYS” OR W/E ARE SO POPULAR???
why are all these teenage girls worshipping the grounds they walk on?
whoa there buddy do you need a tissue
it’s literally so sad seeing all these disillusioned girls worshipping viners who could care less about them
what’s worse is that these viners have the audacity to establish a standard of beauty and it’s bad enough more than half of these girls are insecure as heck yet they don’t know it and continuously defend these prepubescent teenage viners
"Hey girls, unless you’re hairless as a mole rat I’ll never recognize your existence even though I don’t already"
i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg
News reporters be like! - Vine by Emmanuel Hudson
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
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